Sex is one of the weird things that we all do (well, almost all – some people don’t because of vows or. . . Who knows, other reasons).
But for the vast bulk of people, sex is a main driver – after all, we are all human creatures, and sex for pleasure is human. We moved away from the ‘do it to make babies’ model tens of thousands of years ago, and while we all realize that babies are great (and necessary) that is not all sex is about.
So what’s weird about sex? That’s the trick – as long as consenting adults are involved, no sex fetish is any weirder than any other.
Some people may get it, and some people do not – but to the ones who understand and get turned on by a fetish, weird is people that don’t.
It’s hard to tell when the first combination of food and sex took place – probably some long ago time when a guy killed the bees, looked at the honey in the nest and decided that he had better uses for this golden liquid than just eating it – and viola, the first food fetish began!
Thank goodness for that long ago person, whoever he or she was. Now it’s not just honey though – if you desire to see attractive wet messy models covered with cream pies while they enjoy a cream pie, have we got the place for you! Sexyslapstickvideos.com has the best nude and partially nude models getting creamed and splooged with just about any fun dessert item you can think of, all brought to you in digital clarity and full color messiness.
Don’t forget the slime to – sliming people started before the Nickelodeon Network started splashing kids with it, but you can rest assured there are no kids getting slimed here – only consenting, 18+ year old models who want to have a little fun, and to help your night come to a rousing finale!
There’s no way to explain it – you either look at a gorgeous woman getting hit in the face (or other parts) with a pie or covered in syrup and want more, or not. Don’t worry, we won’t hold it against you, but anyone who doesn’t want to see naked and half naked women getting plastered with food is – well, it’s a little weird, to be honest!
So what makes your heart tick a little faster? Do you sit across the table from your date wishing she would start smearing her chocolate cream pie into her face – her neck – lower, and lower the pie goes, and it gets sweeter as it goes to the spot. Hotter and hotter, these sexy slapstick videos combine rollicking good fun with the pies and other foodstuffs that will have you seeing banana cream the whole day while you are at work.
If you have a sploshing fetish, this is the place for you!
And when you get home, there are no judgments here – only acceptance of the twisted and the delicious.
You must be 18 years of age to enjoy sploshing – but if wet and messy non-violent sexy silly fun is your thing then you have come to the right place at sexyslapstickvideos.com!